Monday, May 16, 2011

Teen Mom 3 - It's On

It's no secret that I watch (and love) Teen Mom.  It's my NOT guilty pleasure.  So, I couldn't have been more thrilled when MTV recently announced that it will be producing a Teen Mom 3 AND Teen Mom 4.  They doubled down for double our enjoyment.

The next season (season 3) will premiere on July 5, 2011 and feature the original cast: Maci Bookout, Farrah Abraham, Catelynn Lowell and Amber Portwood.  In light of this exciting news I thought it would be fun to review what our favorite teen mothers have been up to since their brief time off air.

Maci Bookout
  • Got a boob job
  • Is going strong with boyfriend Kyle King as of 4/25/11 (according to MTV), meaning who knows if they're going strong because it's been 3 weeks since that report, which is a damn near lifetime when you're nineteen
  • Didn't update her website (don't try any of the links other than "contact me" because they don't work), worst website ever
  • Hung out with the classy ladies of Jersey Shore, it's anyones guess as to who was the worse influence on whom


Farrah Abraham

Catelynn Lowell
  • Got pregnant, AGAIN - the details on her Myspace page states "Children: Expecting" - there are no words
  • Split a $15k donation given to her and her boyfriend Tyler Baltierra, which was raised by Jezebel.com for their education
  • Continued to date and be the step-sister of Tyler Baltierra (her mother and his father got married in February 2009, not kidding)


Amber Portwood
  • Publicly stated that Jenelle Evan's from Teen Mom 2 is "embarrassing" 
  • Was indicted in August 2010 for the beatdown she gave then boyfriend Gary Shirley during the filming of Teen Mom and just last week rejected a plea deal that would have kept her out of jail with ninety days house arrest and two years probation...go ahead and re-read the first bullet point
  • Took naked pics of herself that found their way onto radaronline.com...read the first bullet point for the third time
  • Lost custody of her daughter, Leah, because her home environment was unsafe (her house and car were vandalized)...you know what to do

1 comment:

Melissa said...

I've watched this show a couple of times, and I see how it can be addicting. I'm dropping by from the Alexa hop, and I'm your newest follower!

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