Why don't I have a blog roll? It's not that I don't wanna be a team player, rather, it's that I'm simply not into baby blogs. This may shock you given that I sorta write a baby blog, but I swear I'm not a hypocrite (on this front). Most baby blogs give a daily diary-like account of what it's like to be a mommy and have a baby. That's not really my shtick. I'm not a mommy and don't have a baby (more on that here). At this point in my life, my obsession is the pre-parenthood, superficial stuff: baby names, nurseries, baby showers and the social idiosyncrasies that separate non-parents from parents.
With all that being said, I still manage to kill plenty of time surfing my beloved internet for sites about babies, pregnancy, nurseries and everything in between. So, while I may not have a blog roll for you, I do have a website roll (which includes a blog). Below are my favorite online time kills, some are from previous posts and some are brand spankin' new.
Celebrity Baby Gossip - Some individuals are born into celebrityhood, like Harper Seven. I have zero doubt that her wardrobe is worth 5 times as much as mine. 10 times? Anyway, People.com, UsMagazine.com and Babble.com dedicate entire website sections to celebrity babies. You'll find everything from gratuitously adorable photos to cool product plugs to mind bending articles about things like Snooki wanting to have mini guidos and guidettes.
|First comes love, then comes marriage, |
then comes guidos in the baby carriage
Baby Name Polls - BabyNameGenie.com is a great baby name website in general, but the real action is with the baby name polls. These polls allow the public to vote and offer an opinion on name choices that an anonymous-parent-to-be is haggling over. You will easily kill 5 minutes (or 5 hours) by looking at all the names that people poll and all of the vicious comments that people leave. Ouch.
From an actual Baby Name Genie Poll
Poll Question: Cali Dream vs. Skai Dream vs. Fiyah Dream
Poll Comment: I hope it's fake, otherwise I feel sorry for the poor kid with the dumb, ugly 'name' and the even stupider, pathetic 'mom'.
Baby Name Ideas - There's 1,000+ baby name websites, here are my two favorites: Baby Namescape and Nameberry. Baby Namescape gives real time(ish) statistics on the most popular baby names in a given state, city and hospital. It's magic. Nameberry has a blog that posts everyday (sometimes multiple times a day) with baby name lists, ideas and stories. There is always a funny or interesting context so that you're not just reading bullet points.
Celebrity Nurseries - Chic & Cheap Nursery has a growing collection on their blog that includes Kelly Kapowski's mini me.
|Tiffani Thiessen's daughter, Harper, |
has some gorgeous digs
Mommy Blog - There is one (just one) mommy blog that I get a kick out of: Mommy Shorts. The writing is succinct and the stories are actually funny and heartfelt. There's also some good laughs to be had with the caption contests and parental tweets.